![]() ![]() Principal Willoughby: Oh, right, the little boy from Fairy Tale Land! Go ahead son.Bolbi: Wait, you forget Bolbi! I speech, I speech, I speech words.So, don't forget about tomorrow, children. Principal Willoughby: Well, you sure know a lot of big words, Jimmy.Jimmy: I will promise you thermonuclear lockers, titanium cafeteria trays, a gravital-magnetic gymnasium, anti-matter restrooms-!.(Goddard plays music and holograms based on Jimmy's words).(Libby scoots her chair away from him, looking unsettled).Sheen: That's cause you don't know the secret ingredient! (looks at Libby flirtatiously) It's love.Jimmy: Fellow students, I'm not going to promise you flashy clothes or polyrhythmic music or (chuckles) guacamole bars.Libby: So, vote for Libby and get your glove on.(Rose, sitting next to him, stares in disgust).Carl: (leans over) Oh, I would look so hot in that.Libby: From the hottest fashion designers!.Libby: We will also start wearing uniforms.Principal Willoughby: (to Miss Fowl) Can we afford funk, ev-er-y-day?.Cindy: (serving as her DJ) Tell it, sister! (crowd cheers).Libby: What's up, y'all? If I'm elected I promise you 15 minutes of funk everyday! Can you handle that?.Libby: And kick it! (hip-hop music plays).(throws him off) Next we have Libby Folfax! ![]() Principal Willoughby: Sheen, I think you're done.Sheen: My fellow Lindberghians! If elected President, I shall install guacamole bars in all classrooms! And Ultra Lord tattoos (while banging on the podium) will be mandatory!! (he pounds his shoe on the podium while the students look dubious about what he just said) Principal Willoughby, tear down your wall!!.(clears throat) Our first candidate to speak will be Sheen Estevez! Principal Willoughby: Is this thing on? (taps microphone) Okay.Miss Fowl: So our candidates are Jimmy, SHEEN, Libby, and the boy with the funny name.It means run for office of class president. Miss Fowl: No, Bolbi! It doesn't mean run around the room.Bolbi: I run! I fast! (quickly runs around class room).Miss Fowl: Hello! We were just seeing who wanted to run for.Bolbi: Hello fellow learners! Call me Bolbi! I pretty much like you!.Principal Willoughby: Hi-ho, students! We have a new foreign exchange student joining us from Backhairistan.Libby: Sounds good to me! I can redesign this school from top to bottom.Cindy: That was never proven! Anyway, why don't you run, and I can be your campaign manager.Libby: You mean when you were stuffing the ballot boxes with your name?.Cindy: Libby, I can't run because of that silly little incident last year. ![]() I'd be an inspiration to C+ students everywhere!
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